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Where would we be without Renault? That inflatable
hunk of burning love has captivated ALO
audiences from sea to shining sea, and his annual appearances at the
High Sierra Music Festival are the stuff of jam-rock
legend. Rising up over the crowd like a phreaky funk phoenix,
Renault's commanding presence is
well known for driving his throngs of devoted
followers into an unprecedented state of shwirly dancefloor delirium.
But where did he come from? Despite all
the hoopla, Renault's origin has remained shrouded
in mystery. When questioned about their mystical
friend, the members of ALO have been vague or downright
dodgy.
"Hmmmmmn..." offered Steve.
Zach said, "Renault? Hold on, I'm late for the bar mitzvah."
This tight-lippedness stoked the burning flames of curiosity to a fever
pitch... something had to give. Didn't
it?
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Yeah, i know. Renault is freaking
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