Mullet Weege says:

Sure, at first everybody thinks it’d be great to have a dynamite dad.  But then there’s the noise ordinances and the Sheriffs get involved.  Then mom starts thinking he spends too much time with explosives—I won’t even go into how many family pets died.

Tag:  mentog

Era:  80s

Fabric:  50-50

Size reads:  M

Measures:  18 inches across the chest, 26 inches back collar to hem

Colors:  hazard sign yellow/black 

Condition:  So groovy, they spelled dynamite with an “o” like jimmy walker says it.  Soft, stretches for miles and thin enough to see through with screening you can’t even feel.

For reference, Jay over there is 5-9, 155 and that lucky little dog has an explosively paternal figure.