DESCRIPTIVE HAIKU

 

‘Don’t mess with Texas’

is written all over his

penetrating stare

 

Tag:  screen stars   

Era:  1984

Fabric:  50/50 cotton poly blend

Size reads:  XL

Measures:  21 inches across the chest and 27 inches back collar to hem

Colors:  white with navy ringers and red, yellow, blue, browns, and green

 

Condition:  los cuatros s’s: soft, snug, stretchy, and spotless

For reference, Der Gummi over there is 6-0, 165 and high on a hill, he's a suffocated goatherd.

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