What does it take to make a navel smile?

Trust me, to find out, it took me a while.

Not just any old rag will do.

The tee has to be fresh, only the freshest will subdue.

Complaints can be heard.

“What is this I see?

It is not fresh,

Me it will not impress.

So I searched and I searched,

For a night and a day.

But I couldn’t find anything

That would put my navel at bay.

So, in hast, I grabbed my Rolling Stone.

Maybe some good music could change my navel’s tone.

I flipped to the back, to the ads I went.

And there, it was, heaven sent.

The ad for Vintage Vantage.

I smiled ear to ear.

I knew I would no longer hear my navel

Complain about my gear.

I traveled to there site,

And now I have a happy tummy.

And never again will I be

An unfresh dummy!

                             ~Amanda

editor's note: vintage vantage has never placed an advertisement in rolling stone, or anywhere else for that matter.  though we are thinking about placing an ad on www.kitshickers.com - we love kickball.

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