Vitamin C, where did you go?
Away with the wind when the sails were a blow?
Now I have curly hairs on my elbow!!!!!!
OH, scurvy you make us topsy-turvy!
We're sailing the seas
With waves past our knees
We're itching and scratching these
Goddamned fleas
Sanitation is poor on the S.S. Breeze!!!!
OH, scurvy you make us topsy-turvy!
Gingivitis is here, and hemorrhaging to boot!
Where are the fresh beans that make you go toot?
Vitamin C wasn’t part of our loot!!!!
OH, scurvy you make us topsy-turvy!

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