So we have this thing called Test Your Fresh, where we ask all a y'all out there in the greater Camp Cool metropolitan area to voice your opinion on various topics.  A while back, we started asking you to tell us one thing you learned today, and the responses to this relatively simple question have been nothing short of incredible.  The question is now a permanent fixture on the survey, and some of the best answers appear below.  This section of the site will be updated every Tuesday, so keep checking back for more knowledge.  And please keep telling us what you've learned.

By reading Chuck Klosterman, I learned how to identify my nemesis and my archenemy. It turns out that my nemesis, surprisingly, is Ruth Bader Ginsburg and my archenemy, not surprisingly, is Bindi Irwin.

"Il me semble que..." means "It seems to me that..." in french.

I'm smarter than a 5th grader.

Letting your friend pierce your ear isn't a good idea when you both haven't slept in over 24 hours.

It is possible to sew on a greyhound bus.

I learned that elephants actually despise peanuts

stalking is an ugly word, i liek to thnk of it as obsessively shadowing

I learned that Monkeys really don't like it when you turn the tables throw poop at THEM!

Refurbished means NOT new products.

Children tend to be kinda interesting when they are not yours.........yet.

I learned how quickly a car can be booted. It is seriously fast.

My electronic music teacher does not support my obsession with Crosby Loggins.

4 year old crunch bar, hand sanitizer, and frosted cranberry lotion from bath and body works is the worst thing you can ever smell.

That popping bubblewrap in your cube is annoying to coworkers

that relationships and boys are all way too complicated and possibly not worth my time.

If I use chap stick down the edge of my scantron form it will slide through with a perfect score

That I don't actually NEED a toaster to get toast.

if you're blind you can still cry.

Sell to the highest bidder.

that when ordering fast food you have to speak really slowly and to tell them "just the sandwich" if you only want just the sandwich.

The Karate Kid Starts at 7 Pm tonight.

Ten minutes into an 8-hour road trip is not a good time to realize you have gas.

hippos can run up to 30 mph

A litter of humans is called a duple.

I can't slip anything past my bff

I would join the US army just to get the free aviators.

Don't have sex in a hammock when you don't know where your dad is

That the game of Pepper is outlawed in most Major League Baseball stadiums.

Girafes can not swim

a group of jellyfish are called a smack

No matter how shrimpy you are, if you have a TV show, you will get more action than David Hasselhoff in a Berlin High School.

Fake wood is heavier then real wood.

ketchup doesnt mix well with rice.

what moin means

never trust a man with a trunk full of candy

I learned to not underestimate the love from friends.

today i learned that automatic doors sometimes move slower than i choose to walk...

i learned that it is actually quite easy to set your oven on fire. on the inside, i mean. not entirely.

How to make a footnote on microsoft word

That post it note pens are more money than they are worth :(

My butt can't take long periods on the chair .

Lemon trees like to take showers

philadelphia is COLD in november

That over-cooking burger patties makes them very similar to cardboard.

Mormons have special underwear to protect them from Jehovah's Witnesses.

seashells aren't as pretty when taken out of their natural environment.

It is better to let the dog poop hang out on the lawn a couple days, instead of scooping it up right away. This is especially true in the summer time, when the poop will harden up a little in the hot air, which makes clean-up a snap!

Hangovers can last longer than 10 hours.

if your mullet is long enough it can serve as a stylish scarf.

run that faucet all you want; people can still hear you...

Don't sign off from a phone call with a girl you like with "Thanks for calling me back"

How to manipulate life to the fullest.

make sure to lock the door while "using the bathroom"

my fly was down for a good 2 hours

You can grill shrimp, barbecue shrimp, boil shrimp, bake shrimp, broil shrimp...

That it is wishful thinking and not naivete that made me think I would get some work done today.

My air conditioning smells like chicken.

Even though you've been dating your summer fling for 5 weeks, he will leave you by a stream to go get drunk with the other people you went to see the tour de france with when you got altitude sickness and are delierious and vomited alot.

it was all thanks to eve (adam & eve) that women have pain during pregnancy and birth.

I learned that in strange seasonal weather, like here in ireland summer '07 that many trees are showing what's called 'lamas growth' or second growth, because the March/April weather was so good and the summer so wet that the trees budded again thinking that summer was over resulting in new or second 'lamas' growth in what us humans know is our actual calendar summer season... wow. Pretty cool though 'cos on most trees you see some extra bright foliage just at the tips of branches

That every year on this day, August 12th, the Perseids meteor shower takes place. Coincidentally, today is also my birthday. I'm not sure how I got through 28 years without knowing this.

I'm going to have a baby tomorrow.

my dog has irritable bowel syndrome.

I learned how to be denied a raise while being smiled at.

You can write a song about a waffle house to the tune of "Hey There Delilah".

shorts jump suits make my booty look fabulous

Drinking alcohol can lead to 2 things; waking up with no pants on, or waking up with 2 pairs of pants on!

I learned that old guys in wheelchairs make really good salesmen!

the person you hate will ALWAYS show up at the same movie you go to see and sit right infront of you so you can't put your feet on the back of the seat

i had a really nice dream but when i woke up, i woke up in my cat's pee. lesson learnt: never shut the door when my cat's in the room, always make sure its partially open.

Disecting a fetal pig takes guts:D

America needs a nap.

Accidentally reaching for mug of coffee while filling out fresh forms on the internet - only to find out that it was coffee from yesterday that sat on your desk all night, isn't groovy.

Monkeys only float if you fill them with flotation bananas

Peeing in the library is only acceptable when no one is watching.

Doing the same thing will never reveal different results

i have no money

good guys finish last

Headaches are aches that live inside your head.

i learned that scabs heal over and are fun to pick at.

erm. i made some research on india today. india is the 3rd country in the world to have the most number of tourist arrivals. cool.

squirrels aren't to be trusted.

I learned that people in England are completely unfamiliar with the dessert Americans call "pudding." They refer to all desserts as "pudding", but they don't eat real pudding at all. The closest thing they have is a similar dish called blancmange that is thicker than regular pudding. Pudding cups are unheard of as well.

No matter how hard I reach, I'm never gonna grasp that damn rainbow!

My big toe nail tastes like dirt, but the other ones taste like candy!

i learned why microwaves heat water molecules.

Wash your hands after lifting weights at the gym. And the toilet paper at BestBuy is awful.

Setting 3 alarms to wake up - still doesn't work.

Moluscs carry oxygen in copper-containing hemocyanin, giving them blue blood

Libraries make me have to poop.

uae stands for united states emirates

Ozzy Osbourne has two kids not by Sharon

That a millwright is the same thing as an industrial mechanic which is different than an auto mechanic and a tv repair man.

Old psychotic people like to eat their sheets.

Candice Bergan is a FOX!

our actual family tree history. we have a massive family, but now i actually understand who im related to and how! which reduces the chances of incest later in life ;)

It is impossible to un-squash a toad.

that there is a sucker born every minute

i'm a rightcheous salesgirl

Rats can run at full speed while continuing to nurse up to 4 baby rats. It's true, I saw it with my own eyes.

I learned that people will always try correcting me when I say a potato is a tubar, insisting that it's a fruit, where then I am forced to correct them by saying, "No, I said 'potato,' not 'tomato' and they say, 'ooh.'"

That there really is no definition of "culture".

How to whistle with your nose

Never leave an open bag of Reese's Pieces on the seat of a moving vehicle.

I learned that losing someone important somehow can make you a better person.

LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO WORRY ABOUT HOW FAT YOU ARE

Antibiotics come in bubblegum flavor liquid.

That annoying people don't shut up.

don't ask, don't tell

You shouldn't eat "Trisket" all by yourself. It is fatal.

That all it takes is for you to forget to put your watch on to guarentee that you'll have a bad day

"i got a free burrito and paid for it later"

Letting parents leave their kids with their purses in the loby is a bad idea. Too much perfume is a bad thing.

Today I learned how to mix the perfect amount of various soft drinks together to make the perfect combination of deliciousness. You first start with coke then move to the fanta then a little hi-C fruit punch then some Dr. Pepper finishing off again with some orange. That's nice

Don't twit your boss while his girlfriend lies in hospital!!

How to drink from a can of soda, it is important to open your mouth first! (True story, my chin is sticky)

schools for gnomes.

Not to wear a suit in 90 degree heat.

That i wouldn't like living in iowa.

That waking up next to strangers and then using their computer to buy stuff with their credit card isn't always the smartest idea.

dodging bullets and flying over poland

That the sky is a reflection of the ocean

Fridays are jean days at work downstairs, but not upstairs...

im bulgarian i learned the word 'treat'

that my orange t-shirt with the big 4 on the front doesn't cover my belt when I wear it

No matter where you are you can always find a stupid person

simian mobile disco makes my body move.

Dogs don't lay eggs.

That coca-cola can be used as a "gas" to make an army tank run!

Fonda doesn't need to learn, she's the teacher.

I learned one should not try and kick their sister while wearing long denim skirts, because when one leg goes up, the other one goes along and your ass goes down.

"Defenestrate" means to throw something out of a window.

i watched chinatown for the first time tonight and discovered that jack nicholson was once a hotty. what the hell happened??

The universe has a very cruel and real way of letting you know how much control you do not have over things.

toxicology

i learned that capital letters are WAY overrated.

That staying fresh and keeping clean are two very different things!

That termit queens can lay up to 30,000 eggs PER DAY. That's a lot of mouths to feed.

Alcoholics are always alcoholics.

There are entire cave ecosystems based wholly on bat droppings.

i learned why our nose runs when we cry

if you only eat carrots you turn orange

When rocks progressively move down a hillside (by themselves), its technical term is a "downhill creep." Also, within the next few moments, I learned that Frailea is a genus of globular to short cylindrical cacti native to Brazil. Oh yes, the wonders of wikipedia.org will amaze you.

Styrafoam coolers do not support human weight.

The amount of force a giant sequoia exerts to draw water from the roots to the top could put a diet coke can in orbit. (this is true, look it up)

babies are born without knee caps

i good talk

You take an outside shower much faster when you know there is a strange man gardening below.

racism exists.

I learned that people don't always respond to niceness.

When you tailgate someone in an angry way, they may just slam on their brakes to piss you off.

My dog won't eat her own dog food, but will eat the dog food another dog barfed up on the sidewalk.

I'm broke - I'm also a teacher, so I should have figured this out a long time ago. Alas, I'm faced with this lesson yet again today...I have no money, nor will I ever!

Mimosa's on wednesday morning when you should be at work are fun!

never start drinking wine and smoking pot at 3:30pm......even if it is a snow day.

When you feed the tiger a whole dead white rabbit it licks it and licks it and I didn't see, but apparently it should proceed to eating it eventually.

The lincoln memorial is bigger than it looks on a fiver.

Kissing your boyfriend while he is plagued with the stomach flu is very, very unappetizing.

You can never have to many hoodies

The crazy old lady that hangs out around the laundromat was there during the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. She told me so.

after your first year of college, don't bring everything home.

That even on the best day of traffic, travelling on the shoulder is still faster!! ;)

There are no clams at clam lake.

That Newcastle and Irish car bombs in the same stomach fight an epic battle and I always lose.

I learned that someone really DOES have the answer to the question of why do men have nipples. Its in that book title "Why Do Men Have Nipples?"

talking on the phone makes me have to pee my pants.

I learned that if I turn my back for approximately 10 seconds my 11 month old son will get half way up stairs and then promptly fall down them...

Today I learned the local homeless ninja loves grape snowcones, but he was extremely disappointed when he couldn't balance the snowcone on his sword. So, I bought him another and told him to meditate.

Apparently, my work has a dress code barring flip-flops and hawaiian shirts during board-member meetings.

Well, this might seem strange, but... I learned that a woman is at her least fertile stages directly after her menstruation cycle has "ceased." Oh yea, also... I learned how well the taste of strawberry flavored Mochi Balls are. ooooh dang.

i learned that when you take a lot of time preparing cheat sheets for your philosophy final, you end up not having to use them because in preparing them you memorized the information... irooonnyyy!!

If you build it, they WILL come!

i learned taht i may not be playing at another schools talent show

i learned that class isnt always that important... especially when your having sex instead!

I learned that there are no acceptable substitutes for toothpaste. My freshness is at risk.......

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants

I learned today that 2's company, 6,502,004,035 is a crowd; and by 6,502,004,035 I am referring to the population of the world.

that i am alot like my dad

That Marilyn Monroe had six toes on her left foot.

If you take time and do things carefully, you get a much better result.

my roommate's food tastes better than mine.

Today I learned that I can be the hot chic at work and still do my job well.

In Ireland the name niamh is pronounced neeve no nihomee

It is normal for an individual to fart 10-14 times p/day

I learned to take things as they come.

Today I learned two things. First, that the average man spends 7 years of his life on the toilet. Second, I've got a long way to go

INXS helps me write 'A' essays everytime.

Sometimes things are a bit slow. But what can you do?

You can't fix stupid.

The word villain comes from people scared of villagers. yup...just ask Dan Brown.

Never vomit into a sink

Its hard to find a good book of classic nursery rhymes from my local book shop.

electricity is lazy

That these jeans may, in fact, be too tight. Also: No one is holding me accountable

the distance between your eyes is the same as the width of your lips

Going to an ATM in the ghetto without being strapped is irresponsible.

That when someone has one of those fake "GRILLZ" in thier mouth, you CANNOT understand anything they try and tell you.

that there should be automatic doors letting you out of public restrooms. whats the point in washing YOUR hands if the person leaving before you doesn\'t wash their nasty hands?!?

Frisian, NOT German, is the mother language of English.

to watch wear your going is a good thing

At least fifty percent of the people who posted on this site can't spell.

If you trip while running on a treadmill, just let go. The intense burn from the belt is worse than the bruises from just falling off.

that bannanas can be used as deadly assult weapons in the right hands

There is such a thing as a woman's urinal...why it was ever created I have no idea! I mean come on...why stand when you can sit? Sit down...relax...stay a while!

That a pumpkin is the opposite of a powerhouse in the game of bowling

that if it's not ok to cough at a smoker, it's not ok to dance infront of a disabled person.

being pregnant is not fun at the end ugh!

One inch of snow can cause the entire city of Denver to simultaneously forget how to operate any sort of motorized vehicle.

diareha of the mouth is a bad thing

I learned that just because someone is older does not necessarily mean they are wiser.

unless previously and explicitly specified, "hooker," no matter how well-intentioned, is never acceptable bedroom talk

I'm a lazy bastard.

That walking with your headphones on past construction workers makes them think that you can't see their mouths moving as they cat-call.

I learned that you should ALWAYS unplug the lamp before trying to change the light bulb

chris morrisey tells me that mason jennings went to my high school. also that when you google "mason jennings" for picture results, you get a picture of a woman displaying her breasts for a photo. and when you click on that, YOU GET TO THIS WEBSITE.

procrastination is a wonderful wonderful thing right up until the last minute

Madness takes its toll, so please have exact change.

Sometimes life is all sunshine and rainbows... Other times it's just a steaming pile of crap

that the recpetionist at my office likes to look at pictures of hunky firemen and construction while at work and when the boss finds out about that you get fired

girlfriends are not easy to get along with

Paying for private school sucks

don't tip the barman when his directions to the nearest cab rank are: "walk outside and take the first left, first left, first left, first left"

Hot piri piri chicken isn't that hot

never french-kissing after eating anchovis...

don't try drink straight egg, it maybe healthy but doesn't agree wit ur gag reflex

Love is lovely.

Today I learned that bright red underwear really stands out when you wear light blue.

That Ninjas hate pirates and that conquistadors hate vikings who in term hate cowboys who also happen to somewhat dislike robots. I also realized about how friggin' awsomtastic it would be if they had a wicked rad battle on top of the moon.

A three year old never ties of asking the same question....

Chow chow puppies are very expensive living Carebears, and for my bestfriend they embody every fear she's ever had about her stuffed animals coming alive.

life is pain. anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something.

Waffles+Peanut Butter+Butter Flavored Syrup=The best F-ing thing in the world

Trigonometry = pain in the ass

old people in position of power often deliver humorous quotes while attempting to impart words of wisdom

according to wendy's my pants cost me twenty six jr. bacon cheeseburgers

I say stupid things

my washing machine has regular AND delicate cycles

playing "Gone" by Jack Johnson with my guitar

i dont like tea that tastes like sweet potatoes when it says it tastes like summer sweet apricots.

Damn, it feels good to be an heiress!

fish dont like me. and honestly, i cant say i like them much either.

when your belly rolls over your pants, you shirt kinda sticks to it

I am a binge drinker

jesus doesnt like you wearing jackets.

Ducks do NOT have an echo! Yeah, thats just crazy!

Yogurt and a Black Dry Clean Only Skirt do not coordinate well together.

canned meat leaves a very bad taste in your mouth all day long.

I learned that apparently Im black!!!

I learned that if I don't change my voicemail message on my cell phone that all friends, family, and EVEN STRANGERS, are going to continue to think that I'm on the verge of suicide. I'm not. I was just in a really bad mood that day and didn't feel like erasing the staticky stuff after I dropped the phone. . . or something.

Sparkly things are distracting and hazardous when you want to get something done.

don't serve "vegan sorbet" with whipped cream

you need new brakes when you hear metal rubbing together

That a guy walking around with a cute little dog is a smart guy

When you feel like you have to pee in the middle of the night, but don't want to get up/wake up, you really, really should.

That sweet potatoes can also be called Oriental yam at the Korean store, felt like a fool when I was looking for them

I learned that the average German eats 67 pounds of sausage per year

I learned that nobody has the answer to the question "why do men have nipples?"

I learned how to unicycle

The closer you are to the toliet - the harder it is to hold it in.

That when you tip at Cold Stone Creamery, the counter people sing you a lillte song to say thank you. It's way douchie, and made me feel better about my life.

Cats should not eat plastic.

That French Bulldogs are expensive

The best time to wake up in the morning is 1:41pm.

I learned that chocolate chip bagels are a phenom.

rock crabs are more bitter than dungenous crabs

that i let the dogs out. you can rest easy, Baha Men

That Donatello is not just the name of a Ninja Turtle.

I learned how to write citations (I am becoming a police officer) so I can write tickets to all you non-law abiding citizens. :)

there are horses for sale.

I learned exactly where gnats get stuck when you accidentally inhale them.

Dihydrogen monoxide is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain, contributes to the "greenhouse effect", may cause severe burns, contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape, accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals, may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes, and has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients. It is dangerous and should be outlawed. It's most common name is water.

Today I learned that if one desires to listen to an ipod in a car; the cassette tape is the most clear sounding. This method does not charge the ipod whilst playing music.

the man who invented the nobel peace prize also invented dynamite!

people smell and work sucks.

I may in fact be a socialist.

That the red light district is called that because when pro.s were turning tricks they would turn off the red lights in front of their buildings so men would know they were "busy" and when they were done turning tricks they'd turn the red light back on so men would know they were ready for the next one...hints Red Light District

when you itch your dreadlocks , people WILL think that you have lice.

if you think your going to throw up, it's a good idea to get the garbage pail before it's too late

When my child vomits on me, I in turn would like to vomit.

That [this girl] cannot be trusted for her own good.

thou shalt not park in the red zones

vodka can clear up a dandruff problem if used in the shower.

i have learned about maths and to be a better person

Not to leave a winning lotto ticket in the copier at work.

Babies are more fun to hold when they don't smell

I learned that writing down what I learned today isn't as much fun as thinking about writing down what I learned today. Oh yeah, and I think the word that has no rhyme is not "mouth", but "month." Nuthin' rhymes with that.

G train takes forever

Drinking smoothies 5 days in a row makes it hard for me to poop

that german is the mother language of english

if you pull the legs off of ants they will look like snowmen

i learned that no matter how nice you are to somebody they're still gonna tell you you're an ugly basket of nachos.

how to back roll a cone

that the u.s. imports half of its oil from canada

Turn off your cell phone after a night of drinking, everyone who knows you will call!!!

hairy jamaican nipples taste like licorice

how zombies come alive

i beleive i learned today that obtaining Ben Folds tickets cost 12 mens lives

Spend the extra cash...Cheap undies chafe.

Compton isn't as scary as New Jersey

i learned that apparently i'm black???

moles, particularly on the face, sure can be one hell of a distraction.

almost all car salesmen look slick and act shady

i learned that 63 000 people in alberta didn't recieve they're tax refund

checks, and im one of them.

What a platahelamenthian is

i learned that it is rather difficult to write an essay while watching project runway.

Today I learned that Edward Forty Hands should only be played after taking Beano.

When at work I shouldn't drink a whole liter of water when I don't get a bathroom break til 2

Rib meat chicken is good.

i learned that if you put your hand in the snow for more than a minute, your hand goes numb.

that i LOVE gatorade. its really very good. and that valentines day is dumb. and that i need a new pair of chucks because the sole fell off mine again.

My roomate sucks big time.

Mars Bars make good bait for mousetraps - their sticky, so the mouse has to tug it off, making sure it sets the trap.

Raekwon-do.

that my ex boyfriend hates me more than i once thought

when someone says PEWW!!! smell this... fight the erge!

I learned that two slices of pizza should not go in the microwave for more than 1 minute because if it does...watch out! Muy caliente!

I learned what Urology is.

Window fans do NOT blow air both ways.

drool IS noticable when dried on your face.

How much money people will spend on artwork.

Women are all nuts.

The first vibrator was steam powered. Also, in an attempt to get the entire country unaddicted to opium in the late 19th century, the US government introduced heroin. Thanks History Channell!

Dog grooming is expensive.

adults can have fun with water pistols too

everything is gonna be alright.

Getting a brand new car doesn't mean you can't get parking tickets!

i learned that to expect the unexpected - yes, i got an apology from a boy.

My eyes wont stop shaking. i thinks its a disease but i dont know the name.

No means yes in Czech

that people will still try to push a door open more when they walk though, no matter how wide open you hold it for them.

if you follow the "nipple line" you might learn that your odd-shaped freckle is actually your supernumerary nipple. so...are you dual or supernumerary...may i inspect?

Guys are stuped..hot...but stuped

if you snort like a pig for an extended amount of time, you get a blood nose. i learnt the hard way.

I learned that habanero hot sauce applied to peanuts is wonderful until you need to rub your eyes.

If you have a cold and you get on the subway, everyone will think that you are coughing and sneezing just to specifically spite them.

That trying to set up Office Olympics is not looked upon favorably by your boss, even if you offer to let him be head judge of the wet button-down shirt contest (And yes - when 3 girls in the place carry around DD's, if it isn't a sport, it SHOULD be!)

moving in one day sucks

Pain pills should be used in moderation. I'm not a doctor, but I can tell you that much.

what the 6 circles of hangover hell represent

that even though I clicked on the "learned" link and saw that "no word in the english language ryhmes with 'mouth'", I decided that "SOUTH" does.

that if you pulled the wings off a fly it would then be called a walk.

Wasting a day away isn't a waste at all. It gives you time to sit back and reflect on what you're wasting your life away for.

How to ignore old shady men talking to themselves on library computers.

That changing my hair color from natural blonde to brown does not mean that I gain more brain cells.

Well thats an important question because the events of the past have much to teach us about making money today.

Never cook bacon with your shirt off.

that i have a monobrow devolping

Civic Crown, one of the most valued honors among the ancient Romans. It was given for saving the life of a citizen in battle, provided that in so doing the rescuer slew the opponent and maintained the ground on which the fight had taken place. The crown was a wreath of oak leaves, with pendant acorns. The recipient had the right to wear it at any time. When he appeared at the popular athletic exhibitions, the spectators rose in his honor, and he was excused from all laborious duties and services.

Jumping on a trampoline to much makes you crave it. And while selling Girl Scout cookies do not park your scooter on their lawn. No not even a little bit.

I will be making my own porcelain, and I'll be able to create things with it.

Drunk dialing is my only weakness.

My buddy got kicked out of a Neil Diamond concert. I guess ol' Neil's still got it!

apples are more effective at waking you up then coffee!

our dog is a total headcase

pickles increase you metabolism, thats why they put one on your plate when you get a sandwich

If you are parked 30 minutes from the bookstore, don't buy 60 pounds of books at once.

When getting away from a unwanted stranger, traveling down an unfamiliar mountain path in the dark isn't the best way to go.

That a stage kiss can be pretty convincing.

Skee is the porn industry's term for when a guy ejaculates on a women's face.

I learned not to wash my dog in the dishwasher WITHOUT permission.

i learned that graduation won't lead me anywhere.

"Geraldine" is a difficult name to incorporate into the "banana nana fo fana" song.

If the earth was 5% closer to the sun, out atmosphere would be inhabitable. If it was 5% away our enviorment would resemble that of mars and our water would be frozen. There is a 1 out of a trillion chance that other universes have the combing factors to allow complex life. I saw this is a DVD today called the Privlaged Planet, hows that?

if i want to be to work on time, i should watch the weather the night before to see if its supposed to snow 6 inches so i can get up early.

Never trust a man whose shoes are worth more than you're gonna make this week

ironing underpants can be tricky

wake up early, or get yelled at

Never to feed a cat cake frosting.

Cookies taken from a chinese buffet and put in the pocket of a hoodie won't be in one piece the next morning.

a geisha is actually a hooker

school newspapers are totally pretentious. PLUS! exploring abandoned buildings can get you into scads of trouble!

my acquaintance from high school wears purple wigs and 1996 shimmer lipstick.....how fresh is that

roller disco is fun

Rocks are never destroyed.

i learned that although life is good, cinammon life is better.

"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."

that space between your nose and upper lip, the indent, is called the plithrum

1/2 of college men play poker at least once a month

I learned that if i pick my dog lola up immediately upon walking in the door - she may or may not pee on me

Not only have I forgotten the password to my hotmail account, I've also forgotten the answer to the "secret question."

i learned that whoever invented scented markers was a sick sick man, but a genius; teaching and PROMOTING the sniffing of markers to small children!

don't walk with a big cake if you're knee-deep in snow.

i learned that back in the day, my father met carlos santana. yeah i just about had a corinary.

A shot in your eye by Dr. doesn't hurt as much as you'd think but it sure gets a lot of sympathy at work.

the many mysterious cannibalistic rituals of the nomadic Swiss sheep herders

I learned that people with a lot of money to spend on custom furniture always ask dumb questions like, "Did my tables ship yesterday like you guaranteed they would?"

Orange sprinkles taste like caramel

yoga is hard

Take your shoes off when you pass out at a "Friends" house

i learned to not ask out 5 guys in one day

my roomate considers it a good night when he wakes up alone on the couch with puke on his pants and realizes that his 18 year old girlfriend was making out with a douch bag at the bar that he snuck her into

Hydrocodine is way over-rated

you produce up to two cups of snot per day

There's a little man who lives in my fridge that turns the light on for me.

I learned today that the fued between the Dandy Warhols and the Brian Jonestown Massacre was made up by Anton Newcombe (leadsinger of the BJM) in an attempt to generate noteriety.

that asking people to call me "Little Delicious" is tha cats pajamas

I learned that hot girls do not fart or poop.

50,000 people get and std everyday

mascara doesnt go on your face

A t-test is used when you do not know the standard deviation for the entire population, which is frequently, and allows you to decide whether or not something is unusual! hmm?

what havent i learned

Omentum = the police of your abdomen... oh yeah omentum is belly fat

The EUR20 note is machine washable!!!

that studying for a master's degree doesn't really mean you will end up mastering anything- especially when you're stuck in 3-hour classes

i learned that a 69 is not a good grade

I learnt that Hermeneutics of suspicion is the same as psychoanalysis

that I should be more careful when applying icey-hot to a pulled a pulled groin.

When its winter, fans suck

Today I learned that if you don't want the smoke out of your car you shouldn't roll down the window.

duty is a funny word.

Don't eat a whole bowl of pasta alone and then go into victorias secret.

If you give an entire presentation with your pants unzipped, your professor automatically gives you an A.

sometimes my city surprises me. i found the coolest music venue ever.

That if you stay in bed until 3 on a Monday, you can find good television on basic cable...like today for instance, I watched the cult classic "Money Pit" with Tom Hanks and Shelly Long

what a pleural membrane was

That the alphabet does not actually end with "Z," but in fact goes on to include "Now I know my ABC's. Next time won't you sing with me?", A fairly exotic letter used in surprisingly few modern words.

No word in the English language rhymes with mouth. Major thankage Snapple cap numero 69

EB:Maria cannot play ping pong!
Maria: Yes I can!

today i learned never to threaten your brother if he is in a fraternity because he will hit you with there paddles ouch!!

Tumbawumba is a great song to play dodgeball to.

That dyeing my own hair is really awesome.

The average wheeled desk chair travels 8 miles a year!

bangs were not a good idea

I learned that stuffing is made out of a turkeys neck & heart!!! I'm never eating it again!

I learnt that the origin of the word 'paddywagon' stems from the assumption that all Irishmen are criminals.

Cutting your hair with nail scissors in the shower looks just as good as a $100 haircut.

In the UK, you are 173 times more likely to get murdered than win the lottery.

how to say pumpkin in spanish. calabaza.

bora bora was formed from a volcano

Warfare is the number one industry in the world.

coffee makes you poop

My dog loves eating cabbage - for breakfast!!

having someone duct tape two beers to your hands is a bad idea... and also makes answering a telephone riduculously difficult

If you talk to a midget he will offer you soup and watch a movie on laser disk with you

Girls should not have myspace accounts, they cause too much drama

if you dont rem what happened the night you were so drunk DONT ASK!!

If you buy a chicken quesedilla and the "zesty chicken bowl" meal at Taco Bell, your total will come out to $6.66

That the highest tread of a staircase DOESN'T disappear when you're climbing stairs in the dark

that u can get electricuted by sticking your toungue in an outlet

My alram clock is in a different time zone to me

that the basketballers must've been on crack when they challenged us (the kickballers) to a game of kickball. the gauntlet was thrown, and of course, the kickballers won. one of the main basketball antagonizers ended up with a cut over his eye (after a run-in at home base), which this morning is all swollen and his nose is bleeding too. what, you think kickball is easy? but there really should've been more drinking going on. "D-Town kickball: Less Rules, More Drinking." that's my shirt idea. but it's copyrighted, so don't take it. please. :) http://groups.myspace.com/kickball

That my teacher gets really mad when only 2 people in the whole class bring their book to her class

I learned that having a degree from a barber school doesn't mean shit. I also learned that hats are getting expensive.

That i love monkeys.

my boyfriend is like a girl sometimes. he pretends to be tired when he doesn't want to have sex.

Liquor makes me cry.

blackface dates back to the 1800s

They used to make mascara from bat guano

if you sneeze and cough at teh same time while also scratching your left hip, body will lift itself off of the ground(mine did.)gotta hold in the nsneeze though....

that over 30,000 people get injured by toilets a year.

Oh yah. Floccinaucinihilipilification IS a word!

Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as medicine!

my cat likes applesauce

well, i did learn one thing today when you're out of milk you should not use water in you're cearel. its really bad

I learned that my anthropology teacher doesn't know the difference between latent and blatent.

caucasia is not an actual location. Much to my dismay, i found that is actually a region and ethnic characteristic of ancient day europe. I was axiously awaiting the day i could make a pilgrimige to my home land of Caucasia, but i suppose holland will have to do. Tragic.

That a bad sense of balance and tall trees don't mix.

Bora Bora was formed from a volcano

soil texture is important when determining erodativity

That holding the phone between your shoulder and ear too long can give you 'telephone stroke'. It cuts off the circulation in a main artery if you use the same shoulder for more than 4 hours.

Je peux boire la biere. I CAN drink beer. learned in french class today

i didn't learn too much today, but i did wonder why the thought of drinking milk from human tits is gross even though we drink milk from cow tits.

i learned about the pyramids of egypt

i learned that jenna does not rhyme with banana

I learned what the Articles of Confederation was.

watchin hampstas give birth is straight up nausuating.

buying stuff is exspenisive

I learned how to eat chocolate.

that my boyfriend has been learning to play my favorite song on his gee-tar.

I learned that my dog will never know how to make his bed more comfortable.

That if you fart, even if it smells like absolute bile, that the farter is not as affected by his or her own stench.

That bathing is optional if it's raining outside.

Why harp on procrastinators? The job still gets done.

pot + pipe = happy grandma

don't play video games with blondes... they cheat

im so flat the walls are jealous

DON'T USE A PORTA POTTY AT -20 DEGREES

everything that happened last night...

Bees don't care that stinging you is a kamakazi mission.

how to write my name in cursive

i love girls

I learned that even if the customer is always right, he still might be a douchebag about it. Also, I don't get paid enough.

That filming myself singing in my office is very funny and somewhat embarrassing when someone walks in.

how bad drugs are for you!

insulation, although it may look like it, is in fact not cotton candy

Cows aren't made to be your friends.

pigeon poop grows mold, which then becomes airborne and spreads disease, thank GOD NYC has a job dedicated to destroying pigeon nest and cleaning soiled areas.

I learned that the original Irish settlers came from Scottland.

the more I try to fall out of love, the more I fall in.

that tequila tastes great with coffee

that applying icy-hot to your underarms (even if it is in the same roll-on container as your deodarant, and ergo THINK it is your deodarant) after you've just shaven will not only make them really hot, but it can even make you want to cry.

the symptoms of mono

I learned that Motion City Soundtrack is coming to minnesota and that i must go for my life depends on it.

i learned that my cat doesnt like to be pimp slapped!!!!

Never use your tongue to lick your elbow. It'll never work.

I''m hot even though I think not.

No matter how hard i try i cannot grow a penis

there are 2 L's in tortilla

fenway park feels like home!

the world does revolve around me

How to get into the lounge

That if you randomly tap on a guy named Diego's back window with two 40's taped to your hands and ask him who his roommates are, he won't be very happy. Also, that once you are hanging out with said roommates who are your friends and you ask now grouchy Diego "if San Diego means whale's vagina then is your name vagina?" you will send him into a further state of anger and he will leave the room.

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