I MET THIS GIRL, SHE WAS REAL WITTY
AFTER 6 BEERS, SHE WAS KIND OF PRETTY
WE TALKED FOR A WHILE
SHE HAD AN AWKWARD SMILE
I THOUGHT SHE WAS CURVY
THEN SHE SAID SHE HAD SCURVY!!
I PUCKERED UP FOR A KISS
BUT THEN SHE GOT PISSED
SHE BROKE OUT A WHIP
SLAPPED HER HAND ON MY HIP
DRESSED ME UP LIKE A GIRL
THOUGHT I'D GIVE IT A WHIRL!!
DAMN, THIS BROAD IS DIRTY
GOTTA CATCH ME SOME SCURVY!

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