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Hi, just to let you guys know the shirt arrived yesterday to Ireland (wow that was quick!) and its cooler than in the pictures(if that could ever be possible). Thanks again for a great transaction, Yours, Eamonn Murphy

Hi, I've received my tshirts and they're absolutely brilliant! Thanks very much. - Andy

The order showed yesterday. My friends can't believe how cool I am and women have been instinctively flocking to me since the minute the package hit my doorstep. I can't so much as look at a carbohydrate since the little packet of motivation (your shipment) came into my life. Vintage Vantage is the coolest thing since the El Camino.

please tell heather she's by far the best e-bay model i've ever seen and i think i'm falling for her. if she needs a date, i'm there. i'm very cool, so she doesn't have to worry about me being not cool.

I stumbled upon vintage vantage as I searched the web for vintage clothes and you are by far the sweetest site on the web! your commentary is as enjoyable as the great shirts you put out. I just purchased the fabled voting shirt and hope to cause some ruckus with it! thanks for the entertainment and for teaching me the art of freshness. keep that funk alive! Jive turkey! - Nick

Thank you for making my friends jealous of my fresh T-shirts. I bought the Midwest t-shirt and being in the Midwest actually, my friends wish they could have bought the shirt first. But they didn't! I'm very pleased with my 3 purchases :). - Lisa

This is my favorite website in the world right now. It is amazing! - Jay

Sitting at home with a box of tissues and eighteen bottles of cough medicine couldn't have been made more fun! Thanx for heaving flem-clearing laughs in a sick chicks direction! Loves from Bridgette in the other Sunshine state!

Okay, you're funny. Very funny. I have been sitting here for days reading your descriptions. Completely entertaining! Thanks for the laughs! This world needs more people like you in it.

from sea to shining sea i have sought, and finally i have found youse. just keep it real, okay?

hey there, just thought i'd take a quick minute to give you guys a pat on the back for making me smile on this shitty shitty tuesday morning (i'm hungover, woke LATE in a strange bed, rolled straight out and into the car scruffy and properly unkempt, raced to work in fangio style and record time and STILL arrived late, THEN locked myself out of the office and had to wait in the cold for someone to miss me enough to question my whereabouts, look for me and let me in. 15 mins, for the record. and without a coat! it went missing at some stage last night, between my final glass of wine and the bedsheets...). i DID entertain the notion of gushing about your site to you, but was restrained by good old english reserve. and indulgently caught up in my own self pity i must admit. so i took the whinging pom angle instead. but yes it is a great site really. well done for that. so... can we far flung lovelies beg a scrap of your all american time and request delivery here in the uk? - alex. x

i love you guys so much!! you are so wonderful, and i love my shirts. it was rad that you are nice enough to your customers to actually send me a new shirt when i got the wrong size, including the envelope with postage paid to send the wrong shirt back. most places would have made me pay postage, send the old one back, and send me a new one a couple weeks later when the old one was returned. I LOVE YOU!!!

i have been looking everywhere for shirts like these. you seriously made my nite......as well as the nites of the three friends i showed the site too! it was fate. - katy

this is the best idea i've ever seen in my whole life, and i will risk sounding like a huge tool to tell you that. - elizabeth

The T-Shirts Rock. They're so pimtide I can hardly stop wearing them. Congratulations on achieving the ultimate in T-Shirt creaminess!

hey, got my first vintage vantage shirt today in the mail...i am no longer a fresh virgin...love it man, i truly dude, and i was so excited i opened at the post office and this dude was like THATS AWESOME, and i was like I KNOW and he was like DUDE, and i was like DUDE, and i gave him that card so he could check it out for himself...but love the shirt, it is so soft, great stuff. - jonathan

well, after years of riding the VV train and sporadically partaking in its fruits, (i've been known to make a key vintage purchase here and there), i finally must go to the next level. I will now not only say proudly that I am a VV shopper and fan, but I will extend my claim to "VV saved my life". You see Camp Cool, its the summer between my sophomore and junior year in collegio and I'm interning at Miramax Films publicity department. This entails a lot of doing nothing, making copies, filing, crying, falling asleep, and replaying episodes of old TV shows in my head (especially the adventures of Pete and Pete). its not really fun or cool like the man told me. Anyway, I do have access to a computer here, and i find that I am spending more and more time each week navigating the VV page. the item descriptions on your ebay auctions are just as hilarious as they were when i first started reading them in high school. the VV originals are more bitchin' and kickin' and bitchkickin' (yea) than ever before (except i wish the brown brooklyn bombers was still around). Anyway, I' m just saying you guys are saving mylife and saving my summer. I love you all like the stars in the night sky.

I`m not even american so i guess i`m not supposed to say that. I do it anyway: your voting Ts suck. I mean when we did our stencil shirts a few years back, saying “bloomberg for president” after the smoking ban invaded new york, that was good irony, but now yours i`d say is stupid. Anyway, thats just my opinion. Otherwise i have nothing negative to say.

When i stumbled onto vintage vantage, it was like i had found an old trunk of clothes in front of a salvation army and no one was looking... The shirts are super terrific and i cant wait to start ordering, thanks for making finding a quality vintage tees so easy, usually i have to get my Uncle bob stoned and listen to him talking about Nam till he passes out so i can raid his closet and steal his radical wardrobe - Will

I'd like to give a shout out to all who run this quality establishment, even if it exists only on our screens. If i could give one sentence to describe it, it would be: a blatant statement of raw, unsheathed glory and emotion. - Trucker

Oh yeah I walked in and woah!! stripper ladies all over the place just loving the shirt and how it feels. Viva las computadoras!! = Hector

John- I really think I'm in love with these shirts and will probably end up getting all of them over time. Vintage Vantage most definitely rocks my world! After looking and drooling over all these awesome shirts I stumbled over your beautiful writings when I clicked on the "about me" rectangular box. I saw your picture and at that exact moment is when I found out that I believed in love at first sight. Okay, but really I just want to be a Vintage Vantage model it's my dream. Can you make my dream come true? - Erica

you rock my face off. i wish i was as cool as you. - Kelli

What a funny little pleasant moment I had finding this site tonight completly by accident as I sip my red wine and toke on my pipe. Completly my sense of humour,funny little bunny. The air is warm tonight on the Gold Coast and I just wonder what your all about crazy man. Hmmmmm.. - Kye

Yeah, hello... here is what happened today.
I went to McDonalds right after school for a meal and...
"Yeah, I'll have a number 7 with a coke."
"Of course, that'll be, WAIT I have that exact Tijuana shirt!"
"Really, from VINTAGEVANTAGE.COM?"
"YEAH! I LOVE THAT WEBSITE!"
"YEAH, ME TOO!"
Moral of the story,
your Oh-So-Get-Fresh-Tshirts brings Joy and Friendship
very, very, very randomly.
Thank you VintageVintage.
sincerely, Brooke.

Hey..sharky here I've bin looking for shirt's like that forever..it was a accident coming on here..but so glad I did you kick ass - Sharky

had my order delievered to the uk nice and promptly, all three t shirts are cool (voting is for old people, women u cant beat em and who loves burritos) - funny designs, comfortable fit and brilliant reactions on nights out, cheers! sam newton UK

Just wanted to say I love your site... I have bought a few shirts from you. Lost a few auctions due to forgetting to check my bid at crunch time... I sometimes visit the site just to read about the shirts... Whomever writes about the t's is an amazing writer...If you ever are in NYC please come visit my restaurant... Dinner's on me...

holy crap you rule. i didn't think it was possible to find someone in this world with more of a badass-ness to himself than my friends..and myself.. but behold, i have. i am beyond thrilled that a) you are outrageously funny and are gracious enough to share your humor on this splendid website and b) clothe the children of the world with these remarkably beautiful articles of clothing. keep up the brillance and God Speed.
with loving regards,
kelsey

I just wanted to say "Thank you" for a totally radical experience. I ordered the "Strictly For My Ninjas" T-shirt and it never came. After contacting you guys, I was quickly answered and another shirt was on the way. I am now the proud owner of fresh T-shirt. You guys are now the proud owner of a lifetime buyer - me. In addition to being awesome your customer service ranks up there with too-awesome-for-words. - Gabriel

Where do you dig up the pictures for your homepage? They are some of the weirdest nostalgia of yesteryears that I have ever seen. I love it. I visit this website daily just for the pics and the humor. I also am satisfied with the shirts I,ve purchased. Youkids are so smart. Good luck. Sincerely, Liz

the t-shirt arrived on saturday and he loves it. i can't believe how soft/thin/wonderful it is. - samantha

i just wanted to thank all of you, esp. matt duerr cause his card has showed up in both packages. its been like christmas both times ive gotten my shirts and i plan on ordering more! they are really soft! but anyway im going to tell everyone here in chicago about ur store and you\'ll hear from me again:) .:laura:.

We had a great time reading all your tid-bits about all the shirts and your buddies. We were laughing so much we were crying. We have now made your web-site a favorite on our office computer. Keep up the good work, and if you guys are ever in Baltimore look us up. Thanks, Amy & Beth & Angela

okay we just have to tell you that you make eskimos look like mere mortals. your website is better than the sun, or even.. the rain. seriously though, we love you. keep it UP! - Jorie and Khrista

Just when I think I'm doing well...............I click on VV, and then I start to get depressed!!!!! You FUCKERS!!!
GOOD FOR YOU!!! - ringerteegirl

just wanted to say spanks for the shirt. it came quicker than i do. and with much less mess. - Gibbons

I'm a graphic designer and was perusing the web for inspiration for Vintage t-shirt designs. I came across yours and didn't know whether or not look at it seriously from a "designer's aspect" or laugh my ass off. I inevitably decided to laugh my ass off. This has to be one of the most creatively funny and aesthetically pleasing retail sites out there. Keep up the good work! - Megan

I just stumbled upon your site while searching for interesting t's; I think I've found a winner. I'm a thrift store junkie, and your shirts are by far the best I've seen. Keep up the good work, John. :o) - Jess

Just recieved my shirts this morning (worth getting up for, even with a killer hangover!) Super fast shipping, excellent quality shirts, brilliant start to the summer! - Marcus

You guys are AWSOME!!!! I swear; these are the freshest, hippest; rockin' t-shirts in the world! There is actually an old Buddhist proverb that says a cool t-shirt and a pair of shades makes you a better person, and you guys have done more than your fair share to bring balance back to the universe. - Luke

yeah, man....this whole thing you call your life seems pretty rocking. stay rad. - Jon

hey i just wanted to say that i saw your shirts in maxim and i cracked up. i am in iraq now serving with the army. i am at camp fallujah and it was great to order something to have when i get home that will make me laugh and help me not have a care in the world. take care and thanks again - derrick

Just had to share a little story. I was down at the LA Superior Courthouse today with a client who was awaiting his hearing. While we were waiting to be called, a woman walked in (I assume also awaiting her hearing or possibly waiting for a friend) wearing a kelly green MINI VAN, MEGA FUN shirt! I totally wanted to lean over and tell her how excellent it was, but figured it was probably inappropriate under the circumstances. It's nice to know that VintageVantage qualifies as appropriate court attire. :) - Cinnamon

i visit your site probably too much it is unhealthy. I want every shirt you have. i will be making a purchase soon. keep on rockin' - owen

You guys are awesome. My buddy Stevo (from Santa Barbara Ct.) told me about you guys this weekend after I saw his "Smile, if you're gay" t-shirt. Your website is great...you helped me blow through three hours of tedium at work today. I will be getting all my t-shirts from you guys. - Jack I was quite blatantly abusing the internet at work when I randomly came across your site. It's rather super, isn't it. The male models (Team Handsome) are smashing, and may I add that you\'re a pretty funny and dashing fellow too. Vintage Vantage will soon be on the lips of all decent and supafly human beings in these Great British Isles.
ttfn - Lucy

you guys are the hot doggest diggty dopest damn ebay sellers of all time!!!!!! don't stop... -kingkongkodie

hi -- just wondering how many marriage proposals you've gotten from random bidders since you started selling stuff on ebay. i just read all 200 (or whatever) of your listings, and you're (or you all are) one witty guy. thanks for the entertainment, and keep fighting the good fight. - heather

I just wanted to let you know that you guys are awesome! I love your shirts & hats, but most of all, your witty captions for each item. I laugh my ass off every time I visit vintagevantage! - stephanie

Haw Hah! Yer pix are great, yer descriptions are hi-larious!! Keep up the good work, l'il buddy! -Big Daddy Earl

I just wanted to say that you are quite the knee slapper! I got stuck checking out just about each and every one of your auctions just to see what you'd say next. Thanks for the cheap giggles! :o) Seeka

You all are gods. Wherever do you stumble upon such bounties of unreal vintage shirts? - Neil

I have your site in my favorite list on the computer....I especially dig the mesh hats... The cute girls in the pics aren't too shabby either. Keep it up! - Barry

you guys are the ninja of retro.. the karate kids of vintage.. love to you all vintagevantage.. - cody

Happy polyester appreciation day! Hey bro, I saw a couple of your auctions on Ebay & I decided to check out your website. Your website is awesome and I'd definitely rate it at least green (possibly light blue), in regards to the color spectrum. Wow, I'm really starting to sound like a groupie. In any event, just wanted to let you know that I like the cut of your jib. - Sanchez.

DO YOU ALL LIVE IN THE SAME ROOM? YOU GUYS ARE HILARIOUS! - SHELLEY.

abercrombie sucks...fitch swallows. your website is shweet. keep on rockin in the free world. hells ya. - Drewski.

Hey - I wanted to let you know I got the shirt - and you are so fast! Thanks. I like tuning in to your listings just to read the descriptions (fresh) and to see your great models. You have a great sense of humor. You make ebaying interesting and fun. Keep up the good work. Hope to do business again. Left positives for you. - Andrea.

I must admit that I find myself going over all of your auctions just to read your hilariously witty "...I'm 6'2"...etc comments (and to check out Sarah the total hottie in the cute T's.) Thanks for the laughs. -DD.

i just want to mention that i wasted a good hour reading all yer auction descriptions as they were too darn funny! during which, alas, i ran out of wine. oh, the exquisite agony. thanks for the t shirt and innumerous giggles and chortles! regards, melly.

as you probably know, you're stuff is off the hook....i hope you don't mind me bidding on a good amount of it.. Thanks for finally stocking ebay with some worth while goods!!!!! later, Jay.

You guys ROCK. you have cool stuff, and your pictures crack me up. You guys are the only people on Ebay that arn't all snazzy and shit. I accidently ran across your auctions, and now and cant tear myself away. - Ryan.

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